
#
# During this trying time when no one can get their
# techie catchwords to stick to the refrigerator no
# matter how hard they slap it # with the enchanted
# magnetic spatula, it’s good to know that the
# contrived phrases really do fly, graceful and
# unclasped and bearing north toward chilled shrimp.
# I know what my Hallowe’en pumpkin is going to say.
#
#                       -- why the lucky stiff

module Kernel
  def eigenclass
    (class << self; self; end)
  end
end
