# Gorilla Corporation acquires YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com

Today, Gorilla Corporation announced that it will purchase YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com. The shares of YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com dropped $3.00 as a result of this announcement.
As a result of this acquisition, the CEO of YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com Bill Smarts resigned. He did not announce what he will do next. Sources close to YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com hint that Bill Smarts might be taking a position in Foobar Corporation.
YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com is a leading systems integrator that enables brick and mortar companies to have a presence on the web.
1-20-2000
Mark Davis
News Online

# Foobar Corporation releases its new line of Foo products today

Foobar Corporation releases the 20.9 version of its Foo products. The new version of Foo products solve known performance problems which existed in 20.8 line and increases the speed of Foo based products tenfold. It also allows wireless clients to be connected to the Foobar servers.
The President of Foobar Corporation announced that they were proud to release 20.9 version of Foo products and they will upgrade existing customers where service agreements exist promptly. TheAppCompany Inc. immediately announced that it will release the new version of its products to utilize the 20.9 architecture within the next three months.

# Presidents of Foobar Corporation and TheAppCompany Inc. Shake Hands

1-20-2000
Foobar Corporation

# Foobar Corporation is suing Gorilla Corporation for patent infringement

In surprising developments today, Foobar Corporation announced that it is suing Gorilla Corporation for patent infringement. The patents that were mentioned as part of the lawsuit are considered to be the basis of Foobar Corporation's Wireless Foo line of products.
The tension between Foobar and Gorilla Corporations has been increasing ever since the Gorilla Corporation acquired more than 40 engineers who have left Foobar Corporation, TheAppCompany Inc. and YouNameItWeIntegrateIt.com over the past 3 months. The engineers who have left the Foobar corporation and its partners were rumored to be working on the next generation of server products and applications which will directly compete with Foobar's Foo 20.9 servers. Most of the engineers have relocated to Hawaii where the Gorilla Corporation's server development is located.
1-20-2000
Reliable News Corporation