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programming: n.

  1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper (or, in these days of on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty file). “Bloody instructions which, being taught, return to plague their inventor” (Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 7)

  2. A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.

  3. The most fun you can have with your clothes on.

  4. The least fun you can have with your clothes off.

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