mrg@mame.mu.oz.au & ben@gnu.ai.mit.edu

This document answers the following frequently asked questions:

1   what is irc ?
2   why does irc suck ?
3   why should i irc ?
4   what is netsex ?
5   should i have netsex ?
6   how do i get on irc ?
7   what is a channel operator ?
8   what is an irc operator ?
9   what is a major dweeb ?
10  what is a major fascist ?
11  what is a bot ?
12  what is the piglet way ?
13  what is a penis extension ?
14  how do i become of the piglet way ?
15  does linux suck ?
16  what is irc like ?


1   what is irc ?

irc sucks.  irc is reputed to stand for 'internet relay chat',
but it really means 'i repeat class'.  though some people say
it means 'Irc Really suCks' [capitals only for emphasis].


2   why does irc suck ?

because piker and dl are irc operators.


3   why should i irc ?

to be rude to irc operators, particularly dl and piker.


4   what is netsex ?

netsex is a myth.  a long time ago an irc operator called
wumpus (it rhymes with wimp, sorta) made up a story that
it wandered on to channel -69 to find people engaging in
what it called 'netsex', but this was never proven.  since
then people have just been being rude to wumpus for being
so silly about this 'netsex'


5   should i have netsex ?

d'oh!  only stupid people who read this question if they
knew what netsex is (see number 4).


6   how do i get on irc ?

take my advice - don't.


7   what is a channel operator ?

a major fascist (see number 10).


8   what is an irc operator ?

a major dweeb (see number 9).


9   what is a major dweeb ?

an irc operator (see number 8).


10  what is a major fascist ?

an channel operator (see number 7).


11  what is a bot ?

a penis extension.  only this penis extension doesn't impresss
the girlies (or the boys, if you/they are so inclinded [*]).

[*] if you are sexually offended by this, then you lose.


12  what is the piglet way ?

ojnk.


13  what is a penis extension ?

a bot (see number 11).



14  how do i become of the piglet way ?

ojnk.


15  does linux suck ?

yes. [*]

[*] if you are sexually offended by this, then you lose.


16  what is irc like ?

learn by example:

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Adam Pops My Cherry.

A True Story of the IRC
by Ben Mesander
ben@hopper.acs.virginia.edu
(irc - piglet2)

So one night, Leftist, and I (piglet2) on IRC decide to see what it's
like to be hot and willing IRC babes. Leftist becomes Julie, I become
Samantha, and we cruise the #hotsex channel, looking for a little
action. Julie plays smart, beautiful and passionate... I play dumb with
big tits (this is more natural for me). An interesting phenomenon arose
- while I  originally was the one that attracted our target, Adam, he
soon liked Julie better than I. Brains over tits, I guess. In addition,
there is a little dialogue with catfish, a friend of ours who borrowed
my nick and wreaked havoc on several channels (she was through by the
time this log was started). I wish I had the presence of mind to log
the whole thing. Well I didn't. But to give the story so far, Adam has
revealed that he has slept with seven women, all of them "nearly
virgins." He's a college senior in Communications with a 2.0 gpa. Then
I insisted that he tell me a bedtime story. 

What follows is the logfile. Absolute stark naked reality on IRC. This 
is Adam's story, the story of the average college student who's looking
for a net.fuck on irc.

<Adam> then up the top of your foot
<Adam> to the inside of your left leg
<Julie> OOH!
<Adam> to the knee
-> *catfish* it is so funny.
<Adam> up to the thigh
<Adam> still slowly and softly brushing inside
=> =Julie= she does? why?
=Julie= Dunno.
<Adam> up above your glistening vagina
<Adam> kissing across your abdomen
=Julie= *Adam* just remember, julie that I don't lie about this stuff.
<Adam> and coming back down the other thigh's inside
<Adam> then down the inside....down the foot...
<Adam> to the toesies
<Adam> kissing each and every one of them
<Adam> down from the big one to the little baby
=Julie= Adam's got bad sentence structure.  Let's make his life miserable.
<Adam> then up the outside of your right leg...
=> =Julie= tell him you think kissing toes is gross.
<Adam> over your knee
*Catfish* piggie, you better be saving some of this :)
<Adam> to the hip
<Adam> up your chest
<Adam> to your breast
<Adam> over it ever so gently
=Julie= No.  That's in character for you, not me.
=> =Julie= or maybe that you have a club foot.
*** Action: Adam pauses for a breather...
<Samantha> whew!
<Adam> up to the right side of your neck
<Adam> then to your right earlobe
<Adam> tugging at it with my teeth
<Samantha> mmmm!
<Adam> then across your neck to your left one (my fave)
<Samantha> I like that!
<Adam> then back around to the back of your neck
<Adam> now, I place my hands firmly but gently on your shoulders
<Adam> squeezing them a little
<Adam> your arms are spread out above your head
=Julie= This guy is probably a 45 second-er.
<Adam> (like you're doing jumping jacks)
<Samantha> mmmm.
<Samantha> and what is julie doing during all this??
<Julie> Masturbating, actually.
<Adam> then I run my hands down the sides of your back GENTLY as I SLOWLY AND
+GENTLY go down your spine with my lips
<Samantha> ooh. I can feel myself stretched out!
=Julie= Hahaha, he likes me better.
=> =Julie= you slut. i bet you 10 net.bucks youre wrong.
<Adam> then I go to your left "cheek"
<Adam> and go down the back of your leg, outside
=Julie= *Adam* I have a DEEP voice.  Very sexy voice I'm told.  Women love
+it.
<Samantha> Squeal!
<Adam> down to the foot
=Julie= He's offering to do it to me on the phone later.
=> =Julie= you win. he's not msging me. but I'm loggin this for planet
+yip.
=Julie= Tee-hee.
<Julie> I'm excited.  I'm gonna masturbate with my fingers now.
<Adam> down the sole of your foot
<Adam> to the little toesies
<Adam> kissing every one of them
=> =Julie= have you ever anally masturbated? tee hee! Lemme find joN's
+phone number, kay?
=Julie= -> *adam* Yes.  The kbord is getting sticky.
=Julie= No.  K.
=> =Julie= (804)977-8802
<Adam> then back up to the inside of your leg...back of your knee (which you
+would probably kick at this point)
<Adam> up to your ass
<Samantha> mmm.
<Adam> cross over to the other side
<Adam> then down the leg
<Adam> to the back of the knee
<Adam> to the sole of the foot
<Adam> to the toesies
*** Adam is adam@rac3.wam.umd.edu (Adam L. Greenberg)
*** on channels: @#nights 
*** on irc via server tjeeves.acc.Virginia.EDU (Jefferson Server, UVa)
<Adam> kissing each one
<Adam> then back up the outside of the leg...
=Julie= What should I do with joN's number?
<Adam> hmm now where?
=> =Julie= this guy is a foot fetishist.
<Adam> then back to the right ear
=> =Julie= say it is your number.
=Julie= Ok.
<Adam> I lower myself onto you and pull a blanket over us to keep us warm
<Adam> As I lie on top of you, nibbling your ear and massaging your shoulders,
+you feel me sticking into your lower back
=> =Julie= I feel like doing a dieter. "Suddenly, you have become
+tiresome."
<Adam> Finally I cannot resist
=Julie= HE cannot resist!
<Adam> You slowly spread your legs and I enter you from behind, lying on top
+of you, spreading your arms out and holding you down to the bed.
<Samantha> I like that!
<Samantha> ooh. I'm so wet!
<Adam> You feel me sliding inside of you and you begin to moan
=Julie= 3.5 hrs till Calc.
*Adam* how do I know that?
<Julie> Masturbate, sam, it works.
-> *adam* know what?
*Adam* what?
=Julie= *Adam* I hope I'm making you happy :-)
-> *adam* you asked me how i know that.
*Adam* how do I know you're really wet and not just saying that, samantha?
=Julie= -> *adam* HOPELESSLY
<Adam> I go in and out and in and out.
-> *adam* hmm. you'll have to trust me on this! this is a great bedtime story,
+you know I needed something like this.
-> *adam* i can't wait to meet you!
<Adam> We both get up on our knees and I grab your thighs and hold your sweet
+ass against the front of my legs
<Julie> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Samantha> Julie's getting off!
<Adam> As I slowly pump you, you get up on all fours...
<Samantha> I'd love to lick you julie!
<Julie> oooooh if you only could
<Samantha> with adam too. friday?
<Adam> Our bodies don't disconnect but my dick just goes in and out of you
+rhythmically.
-> *catfish* I'm saving this to a logfile.
<Julie> if (from "HailOtis@socspy.sci.fau.edu") then save /tmp/clc/priv/purps
<Adam> then I reach around and play with your clit
<Samantha> mmmm...
=Julie= I have to piss.  Bad.  Cover for me.
*Catfish* bless you boy!
=> =Julie= tell im you have to go " finish" yourself.
-> *adam* julie just told me she has to go "finish" herself!
<Adam> Honey, you have to remember that I like making LOVE not fucking...so
+this is gonna be slow slow slow
<Adam> I reach around, lower my chest onto your back as you still stay on all
+fours...
<Adam> fingering your hot wet hole
-> *catfish* he appears to have a thing for young girls, feet, and humping on
+all fours.
<Adam> every time I touch your clit your hips buck and you feel the tension
+building
-> *catfish* I guess pretty normal for an irc geek.
<Samantha> I'm buckin honey.
*Catfish* how I wish to see this!
=Julie= *Adam* yeah my hands are beginning to shake
-> *catfish* hee hee. I'm catching about half of it in a logfile.
=Julie= I wonder why.
<Adam> then I just ram you one time so smoothly that you scream in pleasure as
+you feel your pussy grabbing me tighter and tighter
=> =Julie= catfish sure acts interested in it!
<Adam> pulsing around me
<Adam> and it feels good.
=Julie= She wants you.
*Catfish* get as much as possible.
<Adam> with that, I shoot very warmly inside you...
=> =Julie= 10 net.bucks sez she don't.
=Julie= I like how not only does he tell us what he does, he tells us what
+we do.
<Adam> we have both worked (all worked) up a sweat
<Adam> and lie down in the bed together
<Samantha> whew!
<Samantha> oh honey, I can't wait!
<Samantha> Julie, I'm gonna go fix your car!
=Julie= 10 net.bucks sez she likes computer people.
=> =Julie= puleez - i hate comptuer people.
<Adam> ain't done yet!
<Samantha> Well hon, I am pretty done.
=Julie= Some people find us mystifying.
<Samantha> And I got to go to work tomorrow!
<Adam> oh I hope not
<Samantha> More on friday, but for real?
<Adam> first a little nap
<Adam> then a shower
<Samantha> Don't worry adam, I just need to be rested up four our little party!
<Samantha> I don't have a phone right now, do you have julie's number?
*** Action: Adam gets a funny feeling he'll never hear from you guys
=Julie= -> *ADAM* WHEN?  I WILL CALL WHENEVER!  But i have to go to bed
+soon.
<Samantha> Friday?
<Adam> I have no LD remember?
<Samantha> Friday night?
<Adam> They won't put it on until....no friday is NO GOOD!
<Samantha> well, if u can call julie on a pay phone? Satruday?
<Julie> Sam, I will call him.
<Samantha> julie can pick me up, in her car.
<Samantha> julie is at 804 977 8802
<Adam> My LD will be on soon...jeez, let's not rush this all!  I'm a little
+nervous...besides. I
<Julie> Sam I wanna lick your wetness.
<Samantha> julie i miss you *hugs*
=Julie= What do you think joN will think?
=> =Julie= I'll leave him email...
<Adam> I'd rather wait until A) I have a haircut! and b) I can take you ladies
+out for at least a nice dinner!
<Adam> I want to make a good first impression
<Julie> ADAM, I don't care about dinner OR hair now!
<Samantha> But julie is a hairdresser! she can cut your hair!
<Julie> I only care about feeling your hard cock inside of me.
<Samantha> I'm so hot tonight.
=Julie= You're "officially" calling me right after this.  So I can avoid
+calling Adam.
-> *catfish* oh lordie help me.
<Adam> Well, we're gonna have to have quite a bit of foreplay first because I
+haven't had any in a long time so I'd probably come pretty quickly.  But get
+me to come two or three times and after that I'll last quite a while,
+actually.
=> =Julie= just tell him you can't afford the ld right now either.
<Adam> The last girl I made love to had to have me stop after about an hour
+she was in pain
=Julie= Too late, babe.
<Julie> It takes me WAY longer than that.
=> =Julie= a precummer.
<Samantha> me too!
<Adam> Not when you're with me it won't
=Julie= _adam?
<Samantha> remember you have to please two of us!
<Julie> PROMISE?
<Samantha> and we can help eachi other out a little too...
<Adam> My fingers can make you come in about 5...I'll guarantee it or double
+your fingering back!
<Samantha> ooh! I love that!
<Adam> My voice plays a key role here, too
<Julie> yum
=> =Julie= "my voice. gag"
=Julie= I'm so moist.  This is all being logged?
=> =Julie= u bet.
=Julie= from where?
<Samantha> well goodnight! I have to go!
=> =Julie= on my amiga at home.
<Adam> hey not so fast!
<Samantha> mmm, adma, can I give you a kiss?
=Julie= I mean, where did you start?  Do selective editing and send it in.
<Adam> oh honey you can give me whatever you want
<Samantha> *hugs* julie!
<Samantha> oh adam, we will have fun! but I have to work tomorrow! look at the tiem!
<Samantha> bye!

I'd never had net.sex before. Adam devirginified another babe, and my
net.cherry is forever lost. I'm checking into the Betty Ford clinic.
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The following is a conversation between "good-guy" and "R" - R was the only
op on the channel, and databoy wanted to get rid of me...

-> *good-guy* did I op you?
*good-guy* no <Sun Jan 24 20:22>
-> *good-guy* sorry. :(
*good-guy* type /mode #christian +o good-guy <Sun Jan 24 20:23>
-> *good-guy* oh, I see. you type +o then your nick name?
*** good-guy has changed the topic on channel #christian to God love you
*** good-guy has changed the topic on channel #christian to GOD LOVE YOU
*good-guy* you got it <Sun Jan 24 20:25>
*good-guy* do you realize you the away on <Sun Jan 24 20:26>
-> *good-guy* my screen is scrolling too fast. what was the command again?
-> *good-guy* the away on? what does that mean?
*good-guy* can you op first then I will explain <Sun Jan 24 20:28>
-> *good-guy* my screen is scrolling too fast. what was the command again?
-> *piglet3* I think good-guy is beginning to catch on, just as I started a log.
*good-guy* type /mode #christian +o good-guy <Sun Jan 24 20:30>
-> *good-guy* what's the last part for?
*good-guy* type /mode #christian +o good-guy <Sun Jan 24 20:31>
-> *good-guy* what is the <Sun Jan 24 20:31> for? is that the date?
*good-guy* please op me before this get out of control <Sun Jan 24 20:34>
-> *good-guy* I dont want to type anything if I dont know what it's for.
*** good-guy is H04LG@cunyvm.cuny.edu (!id ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS)
*good-guy* well are you going <Sun Jan 24 20:41>
-> *good-guy* going?
*good-guy* to op me? <Sun Jan 24 20:43>
*** Signoff: good-guy (good-guy)
-> *good-guy* not until you tell me what the last part of that command is for.
-> *good-guy* I think I understand the rest.
*** good-guy (H04LG@cunyvm.cuny.edu) has joined channel #christian
-> *good-guy* a friend told me never to type a computer command I didnt understand.
*good-guy* I see <Sun Jan 24 20:44>
-> *good-guy* especially one involving the word passwd or rhosts.
*good-guy* okay now can you op me. <Sun Jan 24 20:45>
-> *good-guy* what does that date in the command mean?
*good-guy* i understand. <Sun Jan 24 20:45>
*good-guy* it just shows the current date <Sun Jan 24 20:46>
-> *good-guy* but why put it in the command to op someone???!!
*good-guy* you don't need it <Sun Jan 24 20:46>
-> *good-guy* then why did you type it?
*good-guy* just try what I told you on me <Sun Jan 24 20:47>
*good-guy* just trying it out <Sun Jan 24 20:47>
-> *good-guy* I dont understand.
*good-guy* bye bye <Sun Jan 24 20:48>
-> *good-guy* goodbye
*good-guy* you do not want to op me <Sun Jan 24 20:48>
-> *good-guy* I dont know why I should. you arent being very clear.
*** good-guy has left channel #christian
*good-guy* I have the irc primer <Sun Jan 24 20:52>
-> *good-guy* what does that do?
*good-guy* I have all the commands for irc. <Sun Jan 24 20:53>
*good-guy* you should type /away <Sun Jan 24 20:53>
-> *good-guy* what will that do?
*good-guy* it stop giving me that msg as a manager <Sun Jan 24 20:54>
-> *good-guy* as a manager?
*** good-guy is away: go on talk to me
*good-guy* yes <Sun Jan 24 20:54>
*good-guy* you have not type away <Sun Jan 24 20:55>

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Random netsexer encounters phone:

*ZeK* Hello..are you female..? <Tue Mar  9 02:32>
-> *ZeK* does that matter ?
*ZeK* just to know..and i'm looking for a female.. <Tue Mar  9 02:33>
-> *ZeK* What if I was male, and claimed to be female ??
*ZeK* so i'm asking you.. <Tue Mar  9 02:34>
-> *ZeK* What if I was female, and claimed to be male ??
*ZeK* are you f or m? <Tue Mar  9 02:34>
-> *ZeK* I could be an automaton
-> *ZeK* I have said these things to many people before.
*ZeK* so what are you f or m? <Tue Mar  9 02:36>
-> *ZeK* Does it matter ?
*ZeK* yep.. <Tue Mar  9 02:36>
-> *ZeK* Why does it matter ?
*ZeK* i need a female.. <Tue Mar  9 02:38>
-> *ZeK* I could be a female.  Why do you want a female ?
*ZeK* imagine why i want one. <Tue Mar  9 02:38>
-> *ZeK* Do you want to net.fuck me ?
*ZeK* hmm..of course <Tue Mar  9 02:39>
-> *ZeK* I love net.fucking.
*ZeK* but only if you are female.. <Tue Mar  9 02:40>
-> *ZeK* I love net.fucking horning guys, like yourself (or so you seem to me)
-> *ZeK* So do I get to feel you inside me ?
*ZeK* are you here..? <Tue Mar  9 02:47>
-> *ZeK* Yes, I am.
*ZeK* net.fucking..? <Tue Mar  9 02:48>
*ZeK* ok? <Tue Mar  9 02:49>
-> *ZeK* When big studly net.men get to put their net.cocks inside me.
*ZeK* go away.. <Tue Mar  9 02:50>
-> *ZeK* I thought you were after a net.fuck from me ?
*ZeK* yep.. <Tue Mar  9 02:51>
-> *ZeK* Why the change ?
*ZeK* not changed..go ahead <Tue Mar  9 02:51>
-> *ZeK* I'm not sure.  You told me to go away, and I don't like being told to go away.
*ZeK* no, prob <Tue Mar  9 02:53>
-> *ZeK* I would love you to net.fuck me, but it is 3 am here, and I am tired.


<fletcher> any one here know anything about vax?
<piglet3> a vacuum cleaner?
<fletcher> i want to know how to make a plan available to people who finger me on irc
<fletcher> anyone?
<ckd> Well, is it running VMS, Ultrix, BSD, or what?
<fletcher> hmm
<fletcher> is that to me?
<fletcher> i think vms
<fletcher> i am pretty sure...
<fletcher> so any ideas?
<fletcher> i would like to have something available to people who finger me
<piglet3> wear a crotchless panty.
<fletcher> funny....
<poxaV> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
<bpk> haha
<poxaV> you mean a .plan file.
<fletcher> yes!
<fletcher> hmm.. brb... hmm...
<Daemon> Pox: you see the usend and urecv posted on comp.sys.hp48?
<fletcher> brb
<poxaV> oh.. the _new_ IR sender?
<poxaV> how fast can it go?
<poxaV> IRSERV can go at 7600 baud or so.
<Daemon> pox: more than twice as fast as two HP's connected together via wire.
<poxaV> DAMN!
<poxaV> no way!
<Daemon> The've got some test results.. If they're accurate it's DAMN fast.
<fletcher> creating a .plan file did not create a plan for others to see... any suggestions?
<piglet3> heh.
<Daemon> PACMAN directory from goodies disk #7, 8308.5 bytes.
<Daemon> program used          SEND       TSEND (v2.0)    USEND
<Daemon> time in seconds     115.026       66.072         28.707
<Daemon> QED.font from QED1.07, 2244 bytes
<Daemon> program used          SEND       TSEND (v2.0)    USEND
<Daemon> time in seconds      42.273
<Daemon>        23.456         6.252
<poxaV> holy COW...
<Daemon> yah..
<fletcher> well thanks anyway....
<poxaV> fletcher: SET PROT:W:RE
<poxaV> fletcher: SET PROT:W:RE .PLAN
<fletcher> ok whree do i do this?
<poxaV> from your login directory.
<Daemon> 289bytes/sec.
<fletcher> ok then what?
<poxaV> THEN test it again.
<poxaV> it's hard to say if that will do it, since i have no idea what TCP/IP software your VMS machine has.
<poxaV> oh, *AND* a crotchless panty.
<fletcher> ok.. hold on.. it said i didnt have a .plan file... brb.. thanks...
<piglet3> hee hee.
<fletcher> m ric hold on...
<fletcher> hmm..
<fletcher> ok it accepted it fine.. only when i put in the whole name of the file though.. which i called irc.plan
<fletcher> would someone finger me and tell me what my plan says?
<fletcher> when i did it from another account it didnt work
<piglet3> TAMU has a fucked up fingerd, I think. sigh.
<fletcher> still said no plan
<piglet3> I think I remember that.
<fletcher> i think so
<fletcher> hmm
<poxaV> well, *don't* call it irc.plan.
<poxaV> call it ".plan", which is what the finger software *looks* for.
<piglet3> connect: Connection timed out
<Silek> make sure your $HOME can be read from the outside..
<poxaV> tamu's fingerd is fascist.
<poxaV> silek: this is VMS, not unix.
<piglet3> I can't finger him at all.
<poxaV> i doubt that anyone not at tamu.edu can.
<fletcher> yea it works fine for anyone here
<fletcher> i have just started giving out another accounts password so that they can finger me
<fletcher> hehhee
<fletcher> hmm.. let me try to just call it plan....
<piglet3> please don't tell me this. It reminds me of how lame my users are.
<poxaV> well, since that's what fingerd *looks* for, it *would* be a good idea.
<ckd> pox- see if finger @fascistbox.tamu.edu@unixbox.tamu.edu works
<fletcher> ok now what do i type again?
<fletcher> i created a .plan file
<poxaV> ckd: it don't, i'm pretty sure. they've either rewritten it, or put a filter on it... it's VERY fascist.
<poxaV> SET PROT:W:RE .plan
<fletcher> ok.. brb
<poxaV> SET PROT:W:RE SYS$LOGIN:.plan
<poxaV> lamer.
<bpk> HAHAHA
<poxaV> hopefully, he put the .plan file in his root directory already.
<poxaV> > finger FDP4175@RIGEL.TAMU.EDU@tamsun.tamu.edu
<poxaV> [tamsun.tamu.edu]
<bpk> I was once helping a guy set up a .plan file and it turned out all along he was doing a /ctcp finger on himself to test it.  *sigh*
<poxaV> 501:No matches to your query.
<poxaV> geezz
<piglet3> He gives out an account and  password so that people can finger him.
<poxaV> yeah. pretty good luser, mm?
<piglet3> That story gets saved.
<morkeleb> "here is my root password. now you can login and finger me ! oh and rape my machine too .."
<poxaV> "... and none of that icky lubricant stuff, either!"
<bpk> hahha
<poxaV> i used to have an account inside their gateway, so it'd work... but alas, the machine is gone.
<fletcher> *sigh*
<fletcher> fuck me!
<fletcher> i swear
<poxaV> no thanks.
<piglet3> no.
<fletcher> hmmm
<bpk> no thanks
<fletcher> i know
<fletcher> i knwo
<ckd> fletcher- you're not my type
<fletcher> shuwsh
<poxaV> is .plan in your SYS$LOGIN
<poxaV> ?
<bpk> pox, we're beginning to think alike
<morkeleb> we were just talking about that fletcher.. nevermind ..
<fletcher> hahaha
<bpk> mork: hahah
<fletcher> umm...
<piglet3> I woke up this morning with a hangover, and my penis was missing.
<bpk> we were all afraid of rejection
<piglet3> I mean my fingerd.
<poxaV> King Missle.
<poxaV> 'Detachable Penis'
<poxaV> anybody know where they're from? i THOUGHT they were a local (Dallas/Fort Worth/Metro)) band, but now i'm not sure
<fletcher> all right who wants to telnet here and get on my frineds account to see what the deal is?
<piglet3> me meme!!!!
<bpk> why fletcher, that would be illegal
<piglet3> me first!
<piglet3> fletcher, *sigh* it might not be a good idea to give out accounts and passwords.
<fletcher> i know it was illegal
<piglet3> someone might do *bad things* to the tamu computers.
<fletcher> i know
<fletcher> hehehe
<poxaV> mememememememememeemememmeme
<fletcher> shit!
<morkeleb> piglet: this is a VAX running vms tho keep in mind ..
<poxaV> 'was'? no 'was' about it. it IS illegal, for any account at tamu.edu
<fletcher> hmmm.... i know...
<piglet3> Ewwww. VMS?
<piglet3> go ask on #hack, fletcher.
<poxaV> fletcher: you know.... you *COULD* just do it YOURSELF
<fletcher> shit.. i will just have to try tommorow.. a girl is getting tooo impatient with me...
<poxaV> *gasp* *arg*
<fletcher> i know
<piglet3> I hear they like VMS.
<bpk> fletch: let me get this straight.  you want -US- to risk ourselves to be thrown in jail so WE can fix YOUR fingerd
<bpk> ?
<fletcher> but i dont know enough yet
<fletcher> i know
<poxaV> not even his fingerd, his .plan
<fletcher> i know
<morkeleb> bpk: no no no !
<fletcher> i am sorry...
<morkeleb> bpk: he wants you to risk jail so you can edit his .plan
<piglet3> I wish I had logged this.
<fletcher> thanks for trying.. maybe i will talk to you tommorow...
<bpk> "But officer, I was only trying to finger the guy"
<morkeleb> he doesnt have enough privs to let you *fix* anytthing
<fletcher> hahhahaa
<fletcher> i know
<fletcher> i know
<Silek> did someone say log ? :)
<fletcher> be quiet
<fletcher> i have to go!
<fletcher> *sigh*
<piglet3> The girl is getting really impatient.
<piglet3> REALLY
<fletcher> bye i know i know
<fletcher> hehehe
<fletcher> talk to you later
<piglet3> she wants to FINGER him.
<piglet3> if you have a log, silek, email it to me.
<poxaV> piglet3: i have a full /lastlog...
<piglet3> Been fingering at tamu?
<poxaV> x
<poxaV> ugh.
<bpk> y
<poxaV> no. i got caught in a /lastlog 1000
<bpk> lamer
<Daemon> pox: /flush /flush /flush

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/whois avante
[info] Avante (~fccrensh@ws4scogjn.cr.usgs.gov) is  Imagine whirled peas  
[info] Avante is on: @#bdsm 
[info] Avante iswas using server irc.colorado.EDU (Univ of Colorado Server (2.8.*))
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[info] #bdsm topic: General Hospital: BDSM in the Medical Field
[info] Users on #bdsm: vhf Sonya acId Earwax @Avante polgara DrDark @Thoth JAlfred puppy-sis laura Chant Lockjaw @Panki Elkor @Chattel @Hanki 
<puppy-sis!FSLJ@aurora.alaska.edu#bdsm> trot trot trot .. little sturt 
<Lockjaw!reynard@punisher.cco.caltech.edu#bdsm> 'cmon puppy... bring it back... :^)
<Sonya!GST_BAILEY@laurel.emich.edu#bdsm> Hi JAlfred.
hi.
(sent to #bdsm)
<Thoth!~baphomet@lamar.ColoState.EDU#bdsm> brb
[info] Thoth stopped wasting time: out of the blue and into the black.....
/who *
[info] vhf       H    #bdsm           se0@hopper.acs.Virginia.EDU (0 very high frequency)
[info] Sonya     H    #bdsm           GST_BAILEY@laurel.emich.edu (0 <Oz never did do nothing for the tin man.>)
[info] acId      H    #bdsm           ahusayn@lonestar.utsa.edu (3 Ali . Husayn   )
[info] Earwax    H    #bdsm           akelly@cs.uml.edu (0 [* Hand_on_the_Glock *])
[info] Avante    H@   #bdsm           ~fccrensh@ws4scogjn.cr.usgs.gov (2  Imagine whirled peas  )
[info] polgara   H    #bdsm           polgara@dontpanic.rz.uni-ulm.de (7 *Unknown*)
[info] DrDark    H    #bdsm           FELINE@ZEUS.TAMU.EDU (4 <ZCC_Operator>)
[info] JAlfred   H    #bdsm           gt5754b@hydra-rich.gatech.edu (1 Type your name here)
[info] puppy-sis H    #bdsm           FSLJ@aurora.alaska.edu (2 <sister loves teacher very much >)
[info] laura     H    #bdsm           burkel@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (2 interesting little bitch)
[info] Chant     H    #bdsm           cmcmaho@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu (1 Whatever)
[info] Lockjaw   H    #bdsm           reynard@punisher.cco.caltech.edu (1 Horror..Horror and moral terror)
[info] Panki     H@   #bdsm           ~baphomet@lamar.ColoState.EDU (2 God of Magick)
[info] Elkor     H    #bdsm           bilyji@cii3116-25.its.rpi.edu (5 Who wants to live forever if true love must die?)
[info] Chattel   H@   #bdsm           khawkes@wombat.gnu.ai.mit.edu (0 Ernest Boutin)
[info] Hanki     H@   #bdsm           ~sa114984@hilliard.lance.colostate.edu (1 /MSG Hanki HELP)
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<Sonya#bdsm> Has anyone seen Red_rose?
<Chant!cmcmaho@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu#bdsm> well folks I gotta get going
<Chant#bdsm> Have a good one!
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<Avante#bdsm> bye chant have fun !
<DrDark#bdsm> Sonya:  Not at all today, I haven't.
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<Avante#bdsm> chant if your in colorado somtime look us up luv ;)
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<DrDark#bdsm> I already HAVE a good one...
<puppy-sis#bdsm> pupy brings the ball back to lj 
<puppy-sis#bdsm> and drops it at his feet and waits..fro him to through it again ..e 
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: pulls at the ball... c'mon puppy! Give it back!!!
<Lockjaw#bdsm> takes the ball
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: tosses the ball into the center of the room again...
<puppy-sis#bdsm> wag wag wag ..
<puppy-sis#bdsm> sis goes after the ball.. gt
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<puppy-sis#bdsm> the ball rolls uner avante ..:) 
<Avante#bdsm> heh
<puppy-sis#bdsm> sis goes through avante leg to get the ball 
<Avante#bdsm> *aaack!!
<Avante#bdsm> *FALLS ON THE FLOOR*
<Avante#bdsm> *turns caps lock off*
<puppy-sis#bdsm> eek.. avante falls on the small puppy 
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<puppy-sis#bdsm> yap yap yap 
<lionness#bdsm> aloha
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Lionness...
<lionness#bdsm> hey dd
<puppy-sis#bdsm> avante is smothing the poor pupy 
<Lockjaw#bdsm> Hiya Lionness!
<Avante#bdsm> am not
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: goes and kisses lj
<puppy-sis#bdsm> you fell on me :) you didnt get up 
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<Avante#bdsm> *gets off puppy* 
<puppy-sis#bdsm> grr at ;opmmess 
<lionness#bdsm> what are ya'll up to
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: pulls lionness close and kisses her deeply... Mmmmmmm
<DrDark#bdsm> Av:  As opposed to *gets puppy off*
<lionness#bdsm> puppy bashing?
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<puppy-sis#bdsm> grrr at ;opmmess
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<puppy-sis#bdsm> grr lionness
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<puppy-sis#bdsm> puppy goes over and snff at lion
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: hides behind lj
<puppy-sis#bdsm> bark bark bark 
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: blows elkor a kiss
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm:  looks at puppy.. yes?
<Avante#bdsm> drdark: #beastiality is over there *points*
<Elkor!bilyji@cii3116-25.its.rpi.edu#bdsm> *looks at lionness and smiles* Hello there.
<puppy-sis#bdsm> puppy runs thought lockjaw legs and goes behind lion and bites her ankels 
<lionness#bdsm> hey ps how's teach?
<DrDark#bdsm> Av:  (*chuckle*)  I read alt.sex.beast once...  Once...
<Avante#bdsm> *squick*
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: is getting tired of the little puppy
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: is getting hungry too
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<DrDark#bdsm> Well gee.  Lions is bigger than puppies...
<lionness#bdsm> mmmm, puppy meat
ACTION Elkor->#bdsm: smiles and offers lionness a steak.
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Steven
<Elkor#bdsm> here kitty, kitty, kitty...
<Avante#bdsm> tube steak hehe
<DrDark#bdsm> lioness:  Like chinese?  ;-)
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
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<lionness#bdsm> yes
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ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: askes lionness to be sweet and not eat the puppy... she's too cute.. :^)
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo murr!
<murr#bdsm> well hi all
<lionness#bdsm> chinese are intelligent peops and good eating
<murr#bdsm> hi Dr
<DrDark#bdsm> lioness:  They say light colored puppies make the best stew...
<puppy-sis#bdsm> puppy hops inot lionnnes lap and licks her face.. yeah dont eat teh puppy 
<Avante#bdsm> I want to go play raquet ball.. 
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: pushes puppy to lj and struts to elkor and the steak
<Avante#bdsm> im sick *blea* 
<puppy-sis#bdsm> puppy licks lj face 
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<DrDark#bdsm> Av:  You're right.  I hate those little rackets...
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Shane...
<murr#bdsm> bye
<Shane#bdsm> hi all
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<lionness#bdsm> allo
<puppy-sis#bdsm> wag at shane 
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: licks elkor's frace
<Elkor#bdsm> *tosses lionness a steak*
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: gigles at puppy and hugs her tight...
<puppy-sis#bdsm> yap yap yap 
<Shane#bdsm> pat puppy sis on the head
<laura#bdsm> =moan=
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: gulps down the steak
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<DrDark#bdsm> laru
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:  Having fun?
<lionness#bdsm> hmmm, think i need to trim my nails
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<laura#bdsm> no, I hit my head
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Alessan...
<Alessan#bdsm> hey all
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:  Yuk!
<lionness#bdsm> hey alessan
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:  How'd you manage that?
<laura#bdsm> I would not tell you if I was masturbating
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: bites the tip of puppy's ear gently...
<laura#bdsm> the wall was closer than I thought
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:   (*chuckle*)
<Avante#bdsm> hah
<Avante#bdsm> dont kiss and tell ea laura
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ACTION lionness->#bdsm: lays down next to elkor and rolls over on her back
<garcon#bdsm> hi all
<lionness#bdsm> allo garcon
<laura#bdsm> i can't kiss myself down there. I am not that flexible
<garcon#bdsm> hallo lionness
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<lionness#bdsm> not into yoga, laura?
<Avante#bdsm> laura :  shake hands then  ;)
<laura#bdsm> my hand is more medicinal
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<Avante#bdsm> ladyice !
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi Ice!
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: saw a gif of a guy who could... well, lets just say if i could, i wouldn't leave the house....
<Lockjaw#bdsm> Ice!!!!
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<laura#bdsm> you always have your hand
<lionness#bdsm> ice ice baby
ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: inclines head to Avante
<Lockjaw#bdsm> laura: A bit different tho...
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:  Two of 'em, even...
ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: *HUGS* Lockjaw!
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<Avante#bdsm> *puts ladyices head in her lap*
ACTION garcon->#bdsm: says bye to all
<laura#bdsm> but you aren't that flexible
<Avante#bdsm> his!
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<lionness#bdsm> tata
[info] garcon has left #bdsm
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: hugs Ice9.... Smiles broadly... Good to see ya!!!
<Ice9#bdsm> bye garcon
<lionness#bdsm> aw
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<DrDark#bdsm> av:  I was gonna say...  Seeing if SHE can kiss herself?
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<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Sharon!
<Avante#bdsm> sharon ooh boy!!
<SharonSt#bdsm> howdee
ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: giggles at /avante
<RayDon#bdsm> hello all
<laura#bdsm> im confused
<Lockjaw#bdsm> Hiya Sharon
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ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: kisses herself
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo cstud.
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ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: kisses Lockjaw hello!
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ACTION lionness->#bdsm: pulls elkor on top of her
<DrDark#bdsm> Ice9:  We were talking about folx who can give themselves oral sex...
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: kisses Ice9 back....:^)
<laura#bdsm> wow that was quick
<Elkor#bdsm> *goes PHOMP on top of lionness*
<lionness#bdsm> ;/msg sharonst and for time over 20?
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<lionness#bdsm> be careful, elkor, i'm a fragile fem
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
ACTION DrDark->#bdsm: grabs the insidious semi-colon from lioness's /m...
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
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<Ice9#bdsm> DrD: I  prolly could.. but that was before I knew about it hee hee!
<lionness#bdsm> my fingernail hit the semicolon key
<DrDark#bdsm> Ice9: (*chuckle*)
<Elkor#bdsm> lionness: i doubt that.  *smile*
<Elkor#bdsm> besides, you are teh one who pulled me on top,.
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<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<DrDark#bdsm> lioness:  Ahhhh...  makes sense...  That one of the reasons you need to clip 'em?
<Lockjaw#bdsm> Hiya MsHack
<lionness#bdsm> well, i'[m only 110 lbs
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi MsH!  (*HUG*)
<DrDark#bdsm> lioness: how tall?
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<lionness#bdsm> hey mh
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi Cateyes!
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<Cateyes#bdsm> re hiya!!!!
<SirRobert#bdsm> lol!
ACTION MsHacker->#bdsm: wants to fuck DrDark
<SirRobert#bdsm> forward isn't she
<Avante#bdsm> hi cateyes :)
ACTION MsHacker->#bdsm: likez LJ!!!
<DrDark#bdsm> MsH:  Sorry.  Have to ask my gf first...
<SirRobert#bdsm> hi CatEyes
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<laura#bdsm> GF?
<MsHacker#bdsm> CATEYEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Elkor#bdsm> *tickles lionness*
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:  Girlfriend...
<Elkor#bdsm> GF = Girl Friend
<Cateyes#bdsm> ALLURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<laura#bdsm> I am confused
<Lockjaw#bdsm> MsHack: Well, i like ya too... :^)
<MsHacker#bdsm> cateyez: change it for me??
[info] Cateyes has changed nick to Cateyez
ACTION lionness->#bdsm: lj likes everyone
<lionness#bdsm> hehe
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<MsHacker#bdsm> THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/privmsg #bdsm :do you like hitler?
<Avante#bdsm> gf goat fuck 
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: phhhhhbts lionness.. *grin*
<lionness#bdsm> uhoh
<SirRobert#bdsm> geeze
<lionness#bdsm> getting late and i got a test to study for
<Avante#bdsm> good cal llaioness
<DrDark#bdsm> lioness:  You students...  (*sigh*)
<laura#bdsm> so, who likes to fuck while the woman is menstruating?
<Avante#bdsm> lioness
<DrDark#bdsm> ;-)
<Avante#bdsm> *spews lunch*
<laura#bdsm> who here likes blood?
<Lockjaw#bdsm> Bye Lionness!
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:  I do!  Since my girlfriend isn't on the pill...
<SirRobert#bdsm> is that your condition, laura?
<laura#bdsm> 1 vote for, 1 against
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<Elkor#bdsm>  WENCH = Women Entitled to Nights of Continual Happiness
<laura#bdsm> I am at the moment. I don't do it ALL the time
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<SirRobert#bdsm> hope not....:)
<laura#bdsm> that would really suck
<laura#bdsm> not to mention swallow
<Avante#bdsm> laura it would.. 
<Avante#bdsm> who like to be tied up ?
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<SirRobert#bdsm> besides there are pleanty of fun things to do beside fuck
/privmsg #bdsm :do you like to tie people up?
<DrDark#bdsm> Now, I don't give oral sex during her period, but fucking's wonderful...
<Cateyez#bdsm> MEMEMEMEME
<laura#bdsm> it is fun to fuck while bleeding
<MsHacker#bdsm> avante: tie me up and beat me hard!
<laura#bdsm> it makes the cramps go away too
<SirRobert#bdsm> why is that, laura?
ACTION Cateyez->#bdsm: doesn't get cramps. 
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:  That's what I hear...  
ACTION Cateyez->#bdsm: says Happy Happy Joy Joy 
<laura#bdsm> well, I don't know why it makes the cramps go away
<Lockjaw#bdsm> "Sometimes I gets the cramps reeeeeal bad..."
<SirRobert#bdsm> new reason to fuck, as if anyone needed one
<Lockjaw#bdsm> Hahahahahah... Raising Arizona ref...
ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: looks for a cure for her cramps
<DrDark#bdsm> Hated that movie...
<Lockjaw#bdsm> Doc: WHAT!!!! *shakes head...*
ACTION Avante->#bdsm: gives sharonst some of his chicken soup 
<laura#bdsm> no need to worry about lubrication either
<Lockjaw#bdsm> God, it's one of my favorites...
<Avante#bdsm> laura just leave the lights off 
<SirRobert#bdsm> the book was stupid too
<laura#bdsm> leave the light off?
<DrDark#bdsm> laura:  No doubt, but that generally isn't a problem for my gf and I...
<laura#bdsm> blood is not a bad thing
<SirRobert#bdsm> why would that be a porblem anyway, laura
<Ice9#bdsm> I can't imagine Raising Arizona as a book
/privmsg #bdsm :you'd be dead without blood.
<Avante#bdsm> ice9 hahah
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<laura#bdsm> i didn't say it was a problem. I said that you don't have to bother staying wet
<Ice9#bdsm> <---- bloody bithc
<Ice9#bdsm> bitch
<laura#bdsm> you can go longer and faster
<SharonSt#bdsm> <--doesnt have a problem staying wet with or without lblood
<SirRobert#bdsm> are you really that hard to get along with Ice9
<Elkor#bdsm> be back in a bit.
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<DrDark#bdsm> Later Elkor...
<Avante#bdsm> sharon ooh?
ACTION SirRobert->#bdsm: wonders how long and fast she wants
<Cateyez#bdsm> If you fuck long enough you will need extra lubrication.
<SharonSt#bdsm> yeah, im easy to turn on to a disgusting degree
<Avante#bdsm> cateyez ture
<DrDark#bdsm> True...
<Cateyez#bdsm> Sorry Avante
<Ice9#bdsm> yes, anyone here will tell you I'm th meanest bitch in the valley
<SharonSt#bdsm> its no challenege or secret trying to get me off
<laura#bdsm> i don't think this needs to be a competition.
<SirRobert#bdsm> sounds like a challange, Ice9
<laura#bdsm> if you go long enough, you start to get tired and make less
<laura#bdsm> so, when you're bleeding, you can go longer. end of story
<Avante#bdsm> laura maybe :)
<SirRobert#bdsm> I like a women who cums easily and often
<Cateyez#bdsm> laura: That's when the slippery suff, KY and all those other things are needed.
<Avante#bdsm> i would like one who dosnt.. 
<Avante#bdsm> i dont cum easily 
<Ice9#bdsm> Sir: I am a challenge, sounds like you don't like that
<laura#bdsm> well,, a woman who cums easily and often bleeds too
<Avante#bdsm> takes me forever..
<Cateyez#bdsm> I cum easily if the guy knows what he's doing and what I like.
<Avante#bdsm> yea
<Cateyez#bdsm> If not, it's a friggin marathon
<laura#bdsm> mind fuck as to be a major component.
ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: looks at Avante and grins
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<Avante#bdsm> it takes a couple of sessions to get ti right
<SirRobert#bdsm> I may be up to it, perhaps, but we should talk first. Ice9
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<DrDark#bdsm> re'lo Thorf!
<laura#bdsm> if a man doesn't make love to my emotions, I don't cum
<Cateyez#bdsm> Hi Thorfinn
<Avante#bdsm> <-- loves mind fuck
<Cateyez#bdsm> Laura: I agree
<Ice9#bdsm> Sir: uh huh?
<Cateyez#bdsm> And sometimes my emotions can be very hardcore
<SharonSt#bdsm> i need a guy i can spoon feed ice cream
<Thorfinn#bdsm> re
<SirRobert#bdsm> personally I think bondage makes excellent foreplay
<Avante#bdsm> i ca ndo that ;)
<DrDark#bdsm> Half the fun is learning what gets each other off...  The other half is using that knowledge...
<Cateyez#bdsm> And others they're sweet and innocent
<Avante#bdsm> i have training ;)
<SharonSt#bdsm> heh
<Avante#bdsm> sir: yep .. the best
/privmsg #bdsm :training in what?
<laura#bdsm> bondage? how so, sirRobert?
<Avante#bdsm> spoon feeding ice cream
<SirRobert#bdsm> can one read email on here?
<SirRobert#bdsm> or is the message I got refering to my UNIX mail box
<Cateyez#bdsm> Sir I don't think so.
ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: is a cum virgin (frigid) hence the nick
<Avante#bdsm> I like bondage yessir i do.
<SirRobert#bdsm> My favorite actually
<Cateyez#bdsm> I had a good two today
<Avante#bdsm> ice i can relate
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: winks at Ice9... Shyaaaaaaa!
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<SirRobert#bdsm> Ice9: perhaps we *should* talk
<DrDark#bdsm> I'm not!  I've cum many times!
<Cateyez#bdsm> I'm sorry, I can't relate
<sPoint#bdsm> Evening all...
/privmsg #bdsm :how do you work around it avante?
<Cateyez#bdsm> evening
<sPoint#bdsm> ICE! *hug*
<Lockjaw#bdsm> sPoinT! Hey!
ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: giggles at Lockjaw
<sPoint#bdsm> LOCKJAW!!!!
<laura#bdsm> being powerless is arousing.
<Avante#bdsm> vhf. .well lets say i know what im doing
<Cateyez#bdsm> I'm bitchy if a guy cums and he doesn't let me.
<Avante#bdsm> I dongt have to cum to enjoy sex
<Avante#bdsm> I love watching my partner go crazy 
<Avante#bdsm> im a tease
<SirRobert#bdsm> Avante: I agree
<Avante#bdsm> i LOOVE to tease
<DrDark#bdsm> Av:  I agree.  It certainly doesn't hurt, but it's not necessary.
<laura#bdsm> eww, I hate that too, cateyez
<Cateyez#bdsm> Avante: you're a teasing slut like I said
<Avante#bdsm> i can make love for an hour easily
<SirRobert#bdsm> slut?
/privmsg avante :what's your favorite way to tease them?
ACTION Ice9->#bdsm: ***squeezes**** spoint
<Avante#bdsm> heh
<sPoint#bdsm> *freezez*
<Avante#bdsm> vhf its different for different girls..
<Cateyez#bdsm> It's okay when you want to tease but then when he's like I'm gonna make you cum and he doesn't then I'm bitchy.
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<SirRobert#bdsm> never mind Ice9, perhaps you are beyond hope  :/
<Prism#bdsm> hello.
<Avante#bdsm> cateyez:) 
<Cateyez#bdsm> I make myself cum then somewhere where he can hear but not watch.
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<Ice9#bdsm> Sir: could very well be... or just too good to myself
ACTION Cateyez->#bdsm: is a tease 
<laura#bdsm> I always have my hand.
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<SirRobert#bdsm> (sign) perhaps, Ice
<laura#bdsm> food sounds good
<sPoint#bdsm> ALLURA!!!!
<Allura#bdsm> panki whois allura
{Panki#bdsm} ==== Allura is a three high freak, pot smoking, hacker 3leete, 2600 Goddess extraordinare. She TOPs she SUBs she Switches, but when it comes to those britchez...she goes straight for the cutest guy in the room. ====
<Cateyez#bdsm> ALLURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Avante#bdsm> thats why i dont jsut pick up any old girl .. sex is great o na personal level for me.. if i dont knwo the person.. *shrugg* id rather masturbate
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<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi Allura!!!!
<Allura#bdsm> thanks Chattel: bark for me?
<sPoint#bdsm> Evening, Allura *pounce and lick*
<Chattel#bdsm> WOOF!
<DrDark#bdsm> BRB folx!
ACTION Allura->#bdsm: lovez her slave :) cum cuddle with me on da couch :)
<SirRobert#bdsm> <-- perfers to have a partner
ACTION Chattel->#bdsm: wags tail at Allura
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<Allura#bdsm> chattel: u r awesome :) 
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ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: walks over and sits down next to Allura
<spikee#bdsm> lo all
<sPoint#bdsm> Evening, Spikee....
<spikee#bdsm> heeeeeyaaaaaaaaa
<Cateyez#bdsm> hi spikee
<spikee#bdsm> hi ya sppint
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<spikee#bdsm> err spoint
<Avante#bdsm> where di dsharonst go?
<DrDark#bdsm> Much better.  :-)
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<spikee#bdsm> hello cateyezzzzzz
<Cateyez#bdsm> she left
<Lockjaw#bdsm> spikee!!!
ACTION Allura->#bdsm: lix Cateyez! :)
<Allura#bdsm> gee hi Lj
<Avante#bdsm> did she say bye?
<DrDark#bdsm> Spikee!  (*HUG*)
<spikee#bdsm> lj !!*klink, klank*
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi Sonya!
ACTION spikee->#bdsm: hugs drd hard
<Sonya#bdsm> HI DrDark.
<Cateyez#bdsm> no I don't think so
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: smiles at Allura.. hiya gorgeous.. :^)
<Avante#bdsm> aah
ACTION SirRobert->#bdsm: is a sucker fo cat women  :)
<spikee#bdsm> kip_ around?
<Avante#bdsm> call waiting
<Cateyez#bdsm> Sir: Cat women with nails?
<SirRobert#bdsm> newest friend is kytyn
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: cuddles on the couch w/allura...
<Allura#bdsm> Lj: only HALF as gorgeous as u with thos sexy wiskerz baby! :) heh
<Lockjaw#bdsm> *blush*
<spikee#bdsm> huh allura?
<Allura#bdsm> sPoint: took ya long enuff.
<spikee#bdsm> hmm nevermind 
<DrDark#bdsm> Cateyes:  How long ARE your claws?
<SirRobert#bdsm> you all know kytyn?
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<Nika#bdsm> hi all
<Avante#bdsm> yes we all know kytyn :)
<DrDark#bdsm> panki who is kytyn
{Panki#bdsm} ==== Kytyn is a red-headed cutie, clad in latex like her mistress Dora and looking good in her heels and stockings... ====
<Allura#bdsm> SR: yeah, VERY good friend o mine why?
<Avante#bdsm> nika !!
<DrDark#bdsm> Oh well.
<Cateyez#bdsm> They're about an inch over my tips.
<DrDark#bdsm> Nika!  (*HUG*)
<Lockjaw#bdsm> Allura: Actually, right now it's an Eeeeeevil goatee...and i've been pierced since the gif...
<Nika#bdsm> hmmmm
<sPoint#bdsm> Nika! gets up hugs her and then cuddles again with his Mistress Allura...
ACTION Nika->#bdsm: got a very interesting email...wonders if yall got one as well..
<Allura#bdsm> NIKA U SEXY THANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<SirRobert#bdsm> we are becomming fast friends kytyn & I, that's all
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<spikee#bdsm> re all
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<DrDark#bdsm> Cateyez:  Sharp?  Blunt?
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<sPoint#bdsm> Panki who is sPoint
<Avante#bdsm> nika i didnt what is it?
{Panki#bdsm} ==== sPoint is a rebel, and a runner, and a restless young romantic who wants to run the Big Machine ====
<Nika#bdsm> allura: how am i sexy?
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: snores gently in the background.
<sPoint#bdsm> I luuuv that bio. Neal Peart comes to BDSM!
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<Avante#bdsm> *outs a potato in prisims mouth 
<Cateyez#bdsm> They grow in perfectly shapped. I don't have to file them or anything except when I get a snaggie on the side.
<spikee#bdsm> later all
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<Ice9#bdsm> brb
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ACTION Nika->#bdsm: got a mail from some fool who told me i should stop irc'ing and that my irc'ing implies that girls are no longer interesting....?
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<DrDark#bdsm> Cateyez:  Kool!
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: gives Avante a narrow-eyed
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: curls up against Allura and purrs...
<Prism#bdsm>  look.
<Avante#bdsm> nika humm?
<Allura#bdsm> nika i find u VERY interesting ;) heh
<Nika#bdsm> av: vwery strange
<Avante#bdsm> heh *5* allura
ACTION Allura->#bdsm: pets sPoint head and rubs his back.
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ACTION Nika->#bdsm: blushes
<Avante#bdsm> later folks
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<Allura#bdsm> hey *5* avate!
<Nika#bdsm> avL: dont go!!!
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: purrs softly at Alura's touch
<Cateyez#bdsm> bye Avante
<Nika#bdsm> piss
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<Allura#bdsm> avante even
ACTION Lockjaw->#bdsm: has to run.. seeya later folks... :^)
<sPoint#bdsm> Later lock!
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<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo christian.
<Lockjaw#bdsm> bye spoint
<DrDark#bdsm> Oops.  (*sigh*)
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<DrDark#bdsm> Right.  So who is actually HERE?
ACTION Cateyez->#bdsm: smiles 
<Nika#bdsm> i am
<spade#bdsm> me too
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: snores gently in the background.
<Cateyez#bdsm> me
<Thorfinn#bdsm> I'm just barely...
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<Thorfinn#bdsm> :)
<DrDark#bdsm> (*chuckle*)
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo mort...
ACTION SirRobert->#bdsm: thinks this is a hard place to get to know people!
<Avante#bdsm> hey nika .. miss me?
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: pulls nika to him and cuddles and tickles her affectionaletly
<Nika#bdsm> so kids...anything hot happening?
<Nika#bdsm> ooh sPoint...yummmm
<DrDark#bdsm> SirR:  Gets crowded sometimes...
<sPoint#bdsm> Sir-rob not really...just takes time
<Avante#bdsm> sirrob: naw .. just be patient.
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<DrDark#bdsm> Nika:  Just missed an in-depth convo on orgasms...
<Nika#bdsm> huh?
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: offers SirRobert a nice lollipop.
<sPoint#bdsm> *wicked smile and rubs Nika's shoulders
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ACTION SirRobert->#bdsm: has not given up yet, but feels frustrated 
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: groovs to Cypress Hill....
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<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo RMaid..
<Nika#bdsm> SR: on what?
<Ice9#bdsm> Sir: still trying to cum?
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<Nika#bdsm> *gasp*
<Nika#bdsm> hmmm
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: kisses Nika's neck
ACTION SirRobert->#bdsm: heading back to TPE   (best D&S bbs in the US)  <-- not so subtle plug
<Nika#bdsm> ice9: eh?
<SirRobert#bdsm> hehe
<Nika#bdsm> TPE...
ACTION Nika->#bdsm: blushes at sPoint
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<Ice9#bdsm> Nika: eh? u Canuck too?
<Cateyez#bdsm> TPE?????
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: holds Nika close...no reason to blush...*smile*
<Nika#bdsm> SR: explain...TPE?
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<SirRobert#bdsm> what you never heard of TPE???????
<Avante#bdsm> i have been ther
<Nika#bdsm> NO!
<Avante#bdsm> i have 
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<Cateyez#bdsm> no sorry
<Avante#bdsm> tpe .. i have an account
<Ice9#bdsm> Totally Pointless 
<Avante#bdsm> but i cant sue anything
<Avante#bdsm> use
<Prism#bdsm> I never heard of TPE.
<Nika#bdsm> *lauggh*
<Cateyez#bdsm> What's the # so I can get an account
<Ice9#bdsm> Excercise  (sorry)
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<Avante#bdsm> tpe.ncm.com .. login as guest
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo KB..
<SirRobert#bdsm> free time to try it, 20 hours
<KinkBoy#bdsm> re DD
<Nika#bdsm> is that a telnet?
<SirRobert#bdsm> most interesting chat command set
<Prism#bdsm> Yes.
<Cateyez#bdsm> coolers. I'll try it later
<SirRobert#bdsm> yes telnet
<Avante#bdsm> i cant use anything on it though
<Cateyez#bdsm> why not Avante?
<SirRobert#bdsm> commands like  /collar  /cage   /gag
<Avante#bdsm> nika telnet tpe.ncm.com login as guest
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<Nika#bdsm> i have
<Nika#bdsm> :-)
<Avante#bdsm> cause they want to cal lme back 
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi REDD
<Avante#bdsm> or somthing
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<Chattel#bdsm>  Oooh /cage  I like that
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: nuzzles Nika
<Avante#bdsm> i met a girl from there
<Avante#bdsm> ryuth 
<Nika#bdsm> av: oh?
<Avante#bdsm> ruth 
<SirRobert#bdsm> tell you what I'll pull rank
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Heiro...
<Nika#bdsm> yeah?
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo jaybay...
<Heirophnt#bdsm> ok, i'm checking bdsm now...
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<Avante#bdsm> hi hei 
<Cateyez#bdsm> oh
<SirRobert#bdsm> anyone who wants to sign up now, I'll verify them now
<Heirophnt#bdsm> Heirodule!
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<Shane#bdsm> hi all
<Avante#bdsm> your nick is too hard
<Nika#bdsm> sr i am there now
<Cateyez#bdsm> I'll sigh up now
<SirRobert#bdsm> Avante, what handle?
<Avante#bdsm> sirrobert is it free?
<Heirophnt#bdsm> what are u running , a 900 chat line something? :)
<Prism#bdsm> Hmm... They want my real name. 
<Avante#bdsm> my nick there is avante also 
<Prism#bdsm> [tpe]
<SirRobert#bdsm> 20 hours is free
<SirRobert#bdsm> nika what handle?
<Avante#bdsm> but i dont ahve  any access to anything
<Heirophnt#bdsm> geez...bdsm sucks too..what a surprise
<Cateyez#bdsm> Then after the 20?
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/privmsg avante :did he say we sucked?????!!!!
<SirRobert#bdsm> ok I have Avante & nika  anyone else?
<Avante#bdsm> heirophnt what do you mean?
<Cateyez#bdsm> MEMEMEM
<sPoint#bdsm> Heiro: what do you expect after being on the channel for 30 seconds
<Cateyez#bdsm> E
<Prism#bdsm> No, thanks, SirRobert.
<sPoint#bdsm> No thanks, sir
<Avante#bdsm> sir how much is it afer the 20 hrs?
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<SirRobert#bdsm> ok Cateyez, what handle?
*Avante* jsut a jerk picking a fight.. /ignore works great
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: runs fingers up and down Nika's bod and cuddles her tight
<DrDark#bdsm> The love handles, of course...
ACTION Cateyez->#bdsm: sucks on a pencil. 
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<DrDark#bdsm> Lucky pencil...
<Cateyez#bdsm> I'm always sucking on something
<Avante#bdsm> sirrobert how much after the 20 hrs?
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ACTION Prism->#bdsm: snores gently in the background.
<Avante#bdsm> *gives cateyes somthig to suck on*
<DrDark#bdsm> Cateyez:  Oral fixation?
<SirRobert#bdsm> geeze, money? is that the only question?
<Cateyez#bdsm> DrDark: yes
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<sPoint#bdsm> Sirrobert it IS a valid question
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<Lolita#bdsm> hi
<Cateyez#bdsm> Avante: A finger? Or something bigger and longer?
<Chattel#bdsm>   Greetings Giancarlo
<Avante#bdsm> sir if its too much i dont care how cool it is
<sPoint#bdsm> 'lo giancarlo...Buona sera
<Nika#bdsm> gc!
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<SirRobert#bdsm> not until you see the product, sPoint
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<DrDark#bdsm> sP:  I was gonna use the word Pertinent...
<Avante#bdsm> hi lolita
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Lolita!
<Lolita#bdsm> hi avante
<Cateyez#bdsm> SCI!!!!!!!!
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi Sci!
<giancarlo#bdsm> i spoint
<Scigeek#bdsm> hey all
<Nika#bdsm> sci!!
<Lolita#bdsm> hi drdark
<Avante#bdsm> sir so how much is it?
<Scigeek#bdsm> CAT!!
<Prism#bdsm> Avante is a wise man. :-)
<Scigeek#bdsm> Ice!!! *hugs*
<Avante#bdsm> wise man on a buget ;)
<Nika#bdsm> av: *grin*
<DrDark#bdsm> If I were a rich man...
*Ice9* have we met?
/whois ice9
[info] Ice9 (jshaw@emr1.emr.ca) is HMSC Reliant
[info] Ice9 is on: #bdsm #christian 
[info] Ice9 iswas using server clique.cdf.utoronto.ca (Experimental IRC Server, 2.8)
[info] End of /whois.
ACTION Cateyez->#bdsm: is woman about to get her 1st apartment 
ACTION Scigeek->#bdsm: waves to Nika
<SirRobert#bdsm> ok I with setup those 3 for free access, now
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: is not on a budget, but still tries to be wise.
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<DrDark#bdsm> diedle diedle diedle diddle diedle diga diga dum...
/privmsg ice9 :I don't recall... embarrasing.
<Prism#bdsm> I won't give my real name. :-)
<Cateyez#bdsm> Do we still log on as guest/???
<DrDark#bdsm> Cat:  Kool!!!  Roomies or alone?
<Ice9#bdsm> hey giancarlo! :)
<Cateyez#bdsm> Dr: I haven't decided yet
<Nika#bdsm> prism: smart guy
<Avante#bdsm> cateyez  will it have a dungeon ?
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<Cateyez#bdsm> Avante: My bedroom can be the dungeon
ACTION sPoint->#bdsm: nibbles nika's ear
<Ice9#bdsm> Sci!! :)
<Prism#bdsm> Thank you, Nika.
<DrDark#bdsm> cateyez:  Where-abouts?  I used to live in Fairland apartmens in Montgomery county...  Decent, but kinda expensive...
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<Avante#bdsm> *throws a dead fish at Heirophnt as hir leaves
<Cateyez#bdsm> Minneapolis
<Scigeek#bdsm> Ice:  *pounce*
<sPoint#bdsm> Gotta go all...bbl
<sPoint#bdsm> Nice shot avante
<Scigeek#bdsm> bye sP
<Cateyez#bdsm> Bye Spoint
<DrDark#bdsm> Cateyez:  Ahhhh...  Not near U of Md then, eh?  :-)
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<Lolita#bdsm> bye everyoe
ACTION Nika->#bdsm: hugs spoint bye
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<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo SM...
<Cateyez#bdsm> Okay
ACTION Cateyez->#bdsm: is going to try out TPE 
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<SanMan#bdsm> what's up DRdr.
<Avante#bdsm> i will to. 
<Cateyez#bdsm> bbl or bbr which ever comes first
<DrDark#bdsm> SM:  Not a lot...  Workin'.  You?
<DrDark#bdsm> cat:  Enjoy!
<SanMan#bdsm> Drdr: workin on what?
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<Cateyez#bdsm> thanks I will
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<Sonya#bdsm> Hello all.
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<DrDark#bdsm> SM:  Workin' at a printer center...
<leborgne#bdsm> Hello.
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi Sonya!
<SanMan#bdsm> Hey sonya
<brian#bdsm> Hello all
<Scigeek#bdsm> hi Sonya:)
<spade#bdsm> hi brian
<SanMan#bdsm> Hey brian
<Sonya#bdsm> Hi DrDark, SanMan, Scigeek.
<brian#bdsm> hey spade, sanMan
<SanMan#bdsm> Anybody know anything about pascal?
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo brian
<brian#bdsm> <=== seeking bdsm gay buddies
<Avante#bdsm> <-- knows pascal
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<brian#bdsm> Hi DrDark
<Avante#bdsm> hi brian 
<DrDark#bdsm> SanMan:  I've used it...  Been a while tho...
<Prism#bdsm> <-- knows a cat called
<Prism#bdsm>  Pascal.
<Sonya#bdsm> Pascal?  Blaise Pascal?
<SanMan#bdsm> Avante: how much do you know?
<Sonya#bdsm> Pascal is the unit of pressure.
<SirRobert#bdsm> ok I have avante, nika, cateyes, spade   any more?
<Sonya#bdsm> *grins*
<SanMan#bdsm> Sonya: the programming language.
<Avante#bdsm> sanman what do you need to knwo?
<Sonya#bdsm> SirRobert:  For?
/privmsg #bdsm :Pascal is a b&d programming language.
<brian#bdsm> sub here
<brian#bdsm> and u, spade?
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<SirRobert#bdsm> free trial offer here sonya
<Avante#bdsm> hi spup
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo SP.
<Sonya#bdsm> For what?
<brian#bdsm> Hi SkinnyPup
<SanMan#bdsm> I'm having too much trouble with a program that deals with stacks.
<Avante#bdsm> sanman waht for petes sake
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<SirRobert#bdsm> for the best D&S bbs in the US
<Sonya#bdsm> Ahhhh...
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<Avante#bdsm> make a stack object
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<Avante#bdsm> actually stacks are easy 
<SanMan#bdsm> Avante: Have you ever wrote a program that converts infix notation into quadruples?
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<brian#bdsm> where is that, Sir Robert????
<Avante#bdsm> humm 
<SirRobert#bdsm> those of you who have accounts give me 10 minutes, the others set it up
<jreagl1#bdsm> panki rules
{Panki#bdsm} ==== The rules of #bdsm are: No flooding, no beeping, no flaming or or personal insults or harrassment, including unwanted touching or interference in scenes.  Violators of the rules will be warned verbally, then kicked as a second warning, then banned if necessary! ====
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<Avante#bdsm> nor
<QuietBoy#bdsm> heyall
<Avante#bdsm> hi quietboy
<SanMan#bdsm> Me neither, thats why I'm having trouble.
<SirRobert#bdsm> hi brian:   tpe.ncm.com   login: guest
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<Prism#bdsm> Depends on the rules for converting infix notation, doesn't it?
<Avante#bdsm> what is a quadruple?
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<Prism#bdsm> Sounds like a version of RPN.
<ZooTv#bdsm> hey DR Dark
<Avante#bdsm> I have done converting infix to postfix ect 
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Zoo!
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<Avante#bdsm> hi  zoo
<SanMan#bdsm> Prism: The rules are basically the same as the order of ops.
<ZooTv#bdsm> DrDark: I met byteme today we took him to a restarant and a bar
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<DrDark#bdsm> Zoo:  Kool!
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<ZooTv#bdsm> DrDark: heheh 
<ZooTv#bdsm> hey avante
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<Prism#bdsm> Hmm... SirRobert is soliciting for a commercial interest.. Is that kosher?
<Avante#bdsm> it has do do with order of the ops 
<Soleil#BDSM> hello all.
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<Avante#bdsm> are you doing this from scratch?
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<Avante#bdsm> didnt they give you rules?
<Scigeek#bdsm> hi Soleil
<Avante#bdsm> hi tricia
<Scigeek#bdsm> hi elkor, tricia
<SanMan#bdsm> Avante: Somewhat, but not very helpful.
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<Avante#bdsm> well basically .. if you run into a number you push it on the stack 
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<Avante#bdsm> a rparen you push also
<Avante#bdsm> no no
<Avante#bdsm> you need two stacks
<SanMan#bdsm> Avante: but the problem is that the infix has both binary and unary operators, also the infix doesn't have real numbers, just variables
<Neysa2#bdsm> hello all
<Neysa2#bdsm> hi nickl
<Avante#bdsm> one for operators one for "variables
<Neysa2#bdsm> hello nika
<Nika#bdsm> ni N2
<Nika#bdsm> hi i mean
<Nika#bdsm> :-)
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<Scigeek#bdsm> hi tippy
<Avante#bdsm> well the trick is to figure out the rules.. thwe pascal part is easy 
<tippy#bdsm> Hey Scigeek
<Neysa2#bdsm> hi tippy
<tippy#bdsm> hey all :)
<Avante#bdsm> are you writing a compiler or somthing?
<Avante#bdsm> recursive decent works nice 
<SanMan#bdsm> Avante: Exactly, but I'm not really sure what a quadruple is suppose to look like in this situation.
<Avante#bdsm> yea i see what you mean
<tippy#bdsm> brb
<Avante#bdsm> id do alot of pseudo coding
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<Chattel#bdsm> Ooh squeezed between Panki and Hanki
<Avante#bdsm> understand it before you start t owrite it
<SanMan#bdsm> Oh yeah, what are you studyin?
<Scigeek#bdsm> chattel:heheh
<Neysa2#bdsm> hello vhf
<Avante#bdsm> i graduated
<Avante#bdsm> cs with emphasis in math
<SanMan#bdsm> What did you study?
<Avante#bdsm> but im not a brain
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<Scigeek#bdsm> re ICEY!!
<DrDark#bdsm> BRB folx...
<Avante#bdsm> i cant remember what a quadruple is
<Neysa2#bdsm> hi ice9
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<SanMan#bdsm> Are you in Grad. school or something?
<Nika#bdsm> av: yes you are *hug*
<Avante#bdsm> it seems to me its from compiler though
<Prism#bdsm> m , I'm at home.. You had dinner already?
<Prism#bdsm> bleah...  excuse'm.
<Avante#bdsm> nika *lick* 
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<Ice9#BDSM> am I here?
<tippy#bdsm> prism: you're awake? :)
<Avante#bdsm> hi ladyice
ACTION Neysa2->#bdsm: tickles ice9
<Prism#bdsm> Danke, DrDark.
ACTION Scigeek->#bdsm: hugs Ice9
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<Prism#bdsm> tippy - I'm always awake. :-)
<DrDark#bdsm> Prism:  No prob...  :-)
<Alessan#bdsm> hey all
<Avante#bdsm> sanman no i have ajod 
<Avante#bdsm> job 
<tippy#bdsm> hey Alessan
<Prism#bdsm> How else could I type in stuff like "/me snores gently in the background" most of the time? :-)
<Alessan#bdsm> yo tippy
<DrDark#bdsm> BRB folx!
<tippy#bdsm> Prism: good point.
<Scigeek#bdsm> hi Alessan
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<Avante#bdsm> prisim /alias snore /me snores ..... 
<Chattel#bdsm> When will you visit again
<SanMan#bdsm> Avante: Oh well, gotta get to work on the damn thing I guess, Later.
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<Avante#bdsm> good luck san
<Prism#bdsm> avante - aliases are for wimps. :-)
<Avante#bdsm> sounds like san is working on a compiler.
<Chattel#bdsm> well there was ice on the puddle this morning
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<Chattel#bdsm> thick ice
<Avante#bdsm> prisim heh
ACTION tippy->#bdsm: smiles.
<Avante#bdsm> chattel no more summer hu 
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<Prism#bdsm> I'm being told of about excellent resturants... That people went to.  Without me.  And me without even eating dinner.
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<Avante#bdsm> hi luvable
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<luvable#bdsm> hi all!:)
<Scigeek#bdsm> Ice9?....
<Avante#bdsm> hi nixxie
<Nika#bdsm> *gasp*
<Prism#bdsm> *sniffle* No one loves me any more. :'-(
<nixxie#bdsm> hello
<Scigeek#bdsm> hi nixxie
<Scigeek#bdsm> re sonya
<luvable#bdsm> hi nika!:)
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<Ice9#BDSM> re SCI!!
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<Nika#bdsm> hi luv
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<tippy#bdsm> prism: I doubt it;)
ACTION luvable->#bdsm: hates Quantum Mechanics. 
<Avante#bdsm> nixxe your fro mtpe :) 
<nixxie#bdsm> yes I am :) 
<Scigeek#bdsm> Quantum....*cringe*
<Avante#bdsm> nixxie cool beans 
<Prism#bdsm> tippy - :-)
<luvable#bdsm> scigeek: I have an exam tomorrow in it! *ACK*
<Avante#bdsm> i tke it your kinky 
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<Neysa2#bdsm> hello nixxie
<Scigeek#bdsm> luv: ewwwwwwww
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<nixxie#bdsm> somewhat Avante <g> I suspect you *might* be......
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<Ice9#BDSM> Quantum luv; dream onit!
<RonPost#bdsm> re's
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<Avante#bdsm> Nixiim normal.. I just like more flavors than vanilla;)
<luvable#bdsm> :)
<Avante#bdsm> pardon my typing
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<Avante#bdsm> im sick and slouching in my chair
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<Sonya#bdsm> Hi Auduck.
<Avante#bdsm> hi auduck 
<Ice9#BDSM> hi there Avante... smile anyway! just because... :) :)
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<RonPost#bdsm> hmmmm....
<Auduck#bdsm> hi there gangsters and gangstertettes
<Avante#bdsm> ladyice: ooh nice smile 
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<Auduck#bdsm> dern lag
<Avante#bdsm> really 
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<joelll#bdsm> hullo..
<nixxie#bdsm> Advante: <sigh> yes can't you tell
<Ice9#BDSM> hi joelll
<nixxie#bdsm> <G>
<Chattel#bdsm> Hello Joelll
<joelll#bdsm> hihi
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<Prism#bdsm> hullo.
/privmsg noah :lick
<Avante#bdsm> nixxie : nope.. welcome :) 
<joelll#bdsm> chattel: +o doesn't make much differenct to me, panki would still let me kick people etc..
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<Avante#bdsm> hello tpemember
<Auduck#bdsm> *blush*
<Auduck#bdsm> ;)
<Avante#bdsm> hey lorry
<Chattel#bdsm> I know.. it was a gesture
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<TPEmember#bdsm> hello
<Ice9#BDSM> hi to anyonbe I missed in the scroll!
<nixxie#bdsm> hiya tpemember :)
<joelll#bdsm> chattel: thank you anyway :)
<Avante#bdsm> lots of tpepeople floating about
<Lorry#bdsm> Ullo.
ACTION Chattel->#bdsm: bows  to Joell
<tippy#bdsm> Avante: what are TPEpeople, if you please?
<tippy#bdsm> hello Lorry
<Scigeek#bdsm> yeah....TPE?
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<Avante#bdsm> tpe teh power exchang.. a ds bulitin board.. 
<Avante#bdsm> bulitin 
<joelll#bdsm> oh!
<Avante#bdsm> bullitin 
<Avante#bdsm> better
<nixxie#bdsm> OOO! I knew that was you!!! HUGS!!! and SWATS!!!!!!
<Scigeek#bdsm> Ah
<Hobit#bdsm> this is thefirst time to try irc
<tippy#bdsm> av: got it: Thanks.
<Avante#bdsm> tpe.ncm.com login as guest
<Avante#bdsm> hi hobit
<Ice9#BDSM> hiya Hobit!
<tippy#bdsm> avante: commercial?
<Avante#bdsm> nixxie heheh 
<Hobit#bdsm> it is a fun BBS in the washington area
<Avante#bdsm> tippy apparently *shrug*
<Nika#bdsm> bbl
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<Avante#bdsm> <-- fun switchin the colorado area
<tippy#bdsm> Avante: Are you in Colorado?
<nixxie#bdsm> <sigh> I'm so confused again...
<Avante#bdsm> tippy yeppers
<Avante#bdsm> nixxie: why?
<Hobit#bdsm> that is normal nixxie
<tippy#bdsm> AV: where? I used to live in Breckenridge.
<Avante#bdsm> Im in grand Junction.. 
<nixxie#bdsm> this is true, Sir.. <G> 
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<Avante#bdsm> hey lou
<lou#bdsm> hi avante
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<Avante#bdsm> tippy hehe breckenrige is nice
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<tippy#bdsm> avante: kewl, for lack of a better adjective.
<Avante#bdsm> tippy *5*
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<Avante#bdsm> where are you now tippy ?
<tippy#bdsm> Avante: I want to move back. Fuck this rat race.
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<Avante#bdsm> tippy i want to leave :)
<nixxie#bdsm> Hobit: Catch you on the flip side Sir.  :)
<Avante#bdsm> ironic hu
/privmsg #bdsm :colorado is a rat race?
<tippy#bdsm> NJ: I do well but I *know I would be a lot happier in the west with my family.
<tippy#bdsm> vhf: NJ is a rat race.
<Hobit#bdsm> see ya nixxie
<Avante#bdsm> tippy UG.. well now i dont want  to go t oNJ. 
<Heatr#bdsm> hello all
<tippy#bdsm> Avante: why do you want to leave?
<Avante#bdsm> bye nixxie
<Avante#bdsm> not alot going on..
<nixxie#bdsm> bye bye people 
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<Avante#bdsm> I have totravel to denver for fun.
<Heatr#bdsm> is everyone occupied?
<Hobit#bdsm> bye bye all. I am going to run.
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<tippy#bdsm> hehe
<Avante#bdsm> bye hobit 
<garner#bdsm> is there a netsplit tonite?
<Heatr#bdsm> not here
<garner#bdsm> hi all BTW :)
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<joelll#bdsm> netsplits aren't planned, and usually last less than a minute...
<garner#bdsm> i know......
/privmsg #bdsm :then why do you live at grand junction?
<Heatr#bdsm> 22, single white female
<garner#bdsm> shesh
<tippy#bdsm> Avante: my dream is to climb every 14,000 foot peak in CO.
<joelll#bdsm> there may have been a bigger problem....
<Prism#bdsm> we have netsplits all night every night.
<garner#bdsm> hm,
<tippy#bdsm> Hi Heatr
<Avante#bdsm> heatr cool wwhere do you live?
<Heatr#bdsm> hello tippy
<Heatr#bdsm> I am in Minnesota
<garner#bdsm> i fingered an account of someone i know, it says she's on irc, but i can't find her
<Ice9#BDSM> garner: *.ca was split off just a short while ago
<Sonya#bdsm> Later.
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<garner#bdsm> oh really? 
<garner#bdsm> maybe that's it
<Avante#bdsm> are you bi heatr?
/privmsg #bdsm :some fingers seem to lie about who/what is going on
<joelll#bdsm> garner...use    /who -host hostname.name.etc.edu
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<garner#bdsm> ok
<garner#bdsm> i get othing
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<joelll#bdsm> then that person may not be on...
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<garner#bdsm> that's odd...
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<garner#bdsm> bbl
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<DrDark#bdsm> (*mew*)
<DrDark#bdsm> No it isn't
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<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Bri
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<Bri#bdsm> Hello.
<TheMaxx#bdsm> hi all.
/privmsg avante :pardon my asking, but are you bi?
<TheMaxx#bdsm> what's up?
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<spikee#bdsm> lo all
*Avante* well im mostly het.. but i didkiss a guy saturday 
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi spikee!
<Scigeek#bdsm> Spikee!
<spikee#bdsm> re drd *hug*
<TheMaxx#bdsm> ah, I see.
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<spikee#bdsm> sci!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TheMaxx#bdsm> hi spike
<Tria#bdsm> Hello guys..
<spikee#bdsm> heheh
<Avante#bdsm> hello tria
<TheMaxx#bdsm> hi Tria.
ACTION DrDark->#bdsm: (*HUGS*) spikee!
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo tria...
/privmsg avante :really? cool. d or s? (if this is uncool, it's okay)
<Tria#bdsm> Hi there Avante
<spikee#bdsm> hello themaxx :)
<Tria#bdsm> Hi there Dr.Fark..
<Tria#bdsm> ha ha  :)
<spikee#bdsm> scigeek call allura now?
<joelll#bdsm> hi spikee, tria...
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<Ice9#BDSM> hi spikee, tria
*Avante* switch.. prefer dom 
<DrDark#bdsm> spikee:  She still lonely?
<joelll#bdsm> gotta run...
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/privmsg avante :I'm new to this, just checking it out.
<spikee#bdsm> yuppers
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*Avante* who are you? 
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*Avante* im fairly new 
<DrDark#bdsm> (*sigh*)
<Scigeek#bdsm> hi Blue
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Blue...
<BlueSonja#bdsm> Greetings all :) !!
*Avante* im no expert or anything 
ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: waves to SG and DD
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: snores gently in the background.
/privmsg avante :steve. eissinger, i'm in virginia
ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: looks at Prism...sleeping *again* ???!
<DrDark#bdsm> Aha.  He must be awake.
<BlueSonja#bdsm> *grin* DD :)
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*Avante* pleased to meet ay steve. :) 
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: snores determinedly.
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo sly!
<BlueSonja#bdsm> haaaaaaaa
<DrDark#bdsm> (*chuckle*)
<BlueSonja#bdsm> hi Sly :) !
<DrDark#bdsm> prism:  Snore dammit?
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<Scigeek#bdsm> bbl all
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<Prism#bdsm> DrDark - absolutely. :-)
<BlueSonja#bdsm> where is Less, i wonder...
<Avante#bdsm> hi sonya
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/privmsg avante :how did you get started in the scene?
<sly#bdsm> hi guys
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: snores meaningfully in BlueSonja's direction.
*Avante* im frank 
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ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: grins at Avante...*one* person woke up :)
<Thorfinn#bdsm> Hiya Blue!
/privmsg avante :hey frank, glad ta meet ya.
<Ice9#BDSM> bye
ACTION Thorfinn->#bdsm: awakes.
<Prism#bdsm> why does sly keep getting killed?
<Thorfinn#bdsm> Caught me just in time! :)
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ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: *snorts* meaningfully in Prism's direction
*Avante* interestingly enough thru irc
ACTION Thorfinn->#bdsm: hugs Blue.
<DrDark#bdsm> Prism:  was just wondering that myself...
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<Avante#bdsm> blue heh 
<BlueSonja#bdsm> heeeeee Thorf!! *grin* *HUGS*
<Sonya#bdsm> Hello all.
<DrDark#bdsm> Rehi Sonya1
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<sly#bdsm> hi guys i'm back
<BlueSonja#bdsm> hi Sonya :)
*Avante* no .. no luck there. 
<BlueSonja#bdsm> re Sly :) back from the dead :)
<Prism#bdsm> re, sly.
<DrDark#bdsm> sly:  For real this time?
<BlueSonja#bdsm> Avante : *grin*
*Avante* im trying
ACTION Thorfinn->#bdsm: smiles.
<sly#bdsm> yah..hopefully
<DrDark#bdsm> sly:  (*chuckle*)
ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: gives Thorf a nice stalk of rose :)
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<Sonya#bdsm> HI Sonya.
<Garner#bdsm> back :)
<Sonya#bdsm> Err, BlueSonja.
<Avante#bdsm> hi garner
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<BlueSonja#bdsm> heee Sonya :)
<Garner#bdsm> hi  avante
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ACTION Garner->#bdsm: sighs
<spikee#bdsm> sleep well prism *snicker*
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<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo wk...
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo BMan!
<wetknight#bdsm> hello DD
ACTION Thorfinn->#bdsm: smiles at Blue.
<Thorfinn#bdsm> Thanks!
<BlueSonja#bdsm> hi WK, BMan :)
<Avante#bdsm> hi wetknight
ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: bows to Thorf
<Bananaman#bdsm> Hello folks
<wetknight#bdsm> salutations to all
<Lorry#bdsm> Does vhf have a long ariel?
/privmsg #bdsm :?
<DrDark#bdsm> vhf:  penis joke, I think...
<Prism#bdsm> Gee.. The person I was wanting to go out to dinner with tonight just told me to order pizza.
<BlueSonja#bdsm> haaa
<Prism#bdsm> and then wait patiently.
<BlueSonja#bdsm> poor Prism! *patpat*
<Garner#bdsm> prism: brutal
ACTION Thorfinn->#bdsm: cuddles up to Blue.
<DrDark#bdsm> Prism:  Wow...  
<sly#bdsm> hey bananman have you  talked with pickle yet--tonite
<wetknight#bdsm> tell that person to stick it BlueSonja
<spikee#bdsm> aww prism 
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: bursts into tears.
<DrDark#bdsm> Prism:  Hope it's worth the wait...
ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: hugs Thorfinn :)
ACTION spikee->#bdsm: gives prism her hanki
<Sonya#bdsm> *wands her Lady*
<Bananaman#bdsm> No, sly, why?
<Sonya#bdsm> Panki whois sonya
{Panki#bdsm} ==== Sonya is the cute, cuddly adorable uppity bottom of Lady Penelope.  But watch out, she is a master of the Force. ====
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<BlueSonja#bdsm> Wetknight: huh? who? stick what? where? *grinZ*
<Avante#bdsm> bluesonja hehe
<spikee#bdsm> heheh cute sonya
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<spikee#bdsm> hello lh!
<wetknight#bdsm> BlueSonja :)
<sly#bdsm> hi
<BlueSonja#bdsm> *grin*
<DrDark#bdsm> 'lo Wayne..
<Wayne#bdsm> Greetings my friend
<BlueSonja#bdsm> Sonya: nice! :)
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: thanks spikee,wipes his eyes and blows his nose.
<Neysa2#bdsm> back...front
<Prism#bdsm> *HONK*
<BlueSonja#bdsm> hey Wayne! :)
ACTION Wayne->#bdsm: pokes Sonja in the ribs 
<BlueSonja#bdsm> Neys!!! 
<Neysa2#bdsm> hello heatr
ACTION Wayne->#bdsm: giggles quietly
ACTION spikee->#bdsm: hugs prism
<sly#bdsm> hey everyone
ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: hugs Neys
<Sonya#bdsm> Hi Wayne.
<Razormaid#bdsm> better living through pain
ACTION Thorfinn->#bdsm: smiles.
ACTION BlueSonja->#bdsm: giggles at being poked
ACTION Prism->#bdsm: hugs spikee back.
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ACTION Wayne->#bdsm: smiles happily ;-b
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<Neysa2#bdsm> hi tria
<BlueSonja#bdsm> brb, changing terminals :)
<Avante#bdsm> hi pep
<sly#bdsm> hi pep
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<Lorry#bdsm> Hehe.
<pep#bdsm> hello
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<Neysa2#bdsm> ok, who did I misss


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