module Kernel

  # During this trying time when no one can get their
  # techie catchwords to stick to the refrigerator no
  # matter how hard they slap it with the enchanted
  # magnetic spatula, it’s good to know that the
  # contrived phrases really do fly, graceful and
  # unclasped and bearing north toward chilled shrimp.
  # I know what my Hallowe’en pumpkin is going to say.
  #
  # NOTE: This is not (presently) a common core extension and is not
  # loaded automatically when using <code>require 'facets'</code>.
  #
  # CREDIT: WhyTheLuckyStiff

  def eigenclass
    (class << self; self; end)
  end

end

